Showing posts with label valentine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label valentine. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Top 5 Reasons Jesus is the Best Valentine



5) He knows the number of hairs on your head so when you have a good hair day He knows.
4) He will never leave you or forsake you so you don’t have to worry about being alone.
3) You don’t have to wait for Him to call, He’s always right there.
2) He’s not afraid to commit; He loves you more than anyone else could.
1) He sacrificed EVERYTHING for YOU! When He says He’ll love you forever He can back it up with Eternity.

Saturday, February 11, 2012

10 Things You Should and Shouldn't Do For Valentine's Day



’Tis the season for hearts and candy and flowers. The list below names things that either I or friends of mine have tried in the past. All have positive and negative outcomes. Can you imagine both?

1) Greet your spouse wearing nothing but Saran Wrap
2) Use magic marker to tattoo his name on your “self”
3) Make an appointment with your ob/gyn
4) Order tickets to next year’s super bowl
5) Schedule a mammogram
6) Hint about your favorite (expensive) brand of chocolates
7) Write a rhyming love poem
8) Prepare a romantic vegan dinner with black beans
9) Talk about the credit card bill
10) Wink a lot