Saturday, July 30, 2011

Better than Bariatric Surgery



This is one of several chipmunks that entertain us here at Big Pine Lodge. Faced with the horror of growing too large to escape down his hole, Chippy gladly wears the fashionable "diet ring" (comes in five colors and sizes) when gorging himself on sunflower seeds.

Chippy offers other diet tips such as 1) eat more fruits and seeds, avoid meat, 2) stuff your cheeks, not your stomach, and 3) don't walk when you can run.

I'm going to try this diet. I have an old hula hoop in the garage . . . running to get it . . . yes, it fits. Now off to stuff my cheeks - chocolate is a fruit, right?