Saturday, February 11, 2012

10 Things You Should and Shouldn't Do For Valentine's Day

’Tis the season for hearts and candy and flowers. The list below names things that either I or friends of mine have tried in the past. All have positive and negative outcomes. Can you imagine both?

1) Greet your spouse wearing nothing but Saran Wrap
2) Use magic marker to tattoo his name on your “self”
3) Make an appointment with your ob/gyn
4) Order tickets to next year’s super bowl
5) Schedule a mammogram
6) Hint about your favorite (expensive) brand of chocolates
7) Write a rhyming love poem
8) Prepare a romantic vegan dinner with black beans
9) Talk about the credit card bill
10) Wink a lot